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We’ve all been there, a loud loss of sudden air from the back end area and the guilt overrides all the good times you’ve had so far.
Many dates have been ruined with those simple two words “Excuse me” and I do admit for saying that on occasions (those dates were never repeated, my apologies still to those girls).
Now, time has made me wiser and I will not repeat the mistakes of my youth.
Aim the blame away when there’s that sound that startles so well.
“The dog did it!” is a great exclamation of aiming the attention away from yourself.
Also good for blaming is:
A squeaky chair leg;
A baby;
Other pets;
Passing truck;
Airplane or helicopter;
Children’s toy;
Passing pedestrian;
Squeaky floorboards;
And, of course, someone else.
You can rarely just ignore the fart, but if there is nothing and no one to blame close by, try staying quiet, you just might get away with not saying anything at all.
Always be aware of your surroundings and be ready to blame whatever and whoever else is around, if you release a sudden shocking passage of air, so that your date doesn’t get the wrong idea about you.
Normal bodily functions shouldn’t be a major embarrassment, heck, we all fart at some time. Studies have shown that, maybe, up to 200 times a day our butts release some built-up pressure. Silent, and calm…
But, just as we wear antiperspirant to avoid smelly bodies, we hide the fart, move to another place, point the blame.
As I said, we all do it… I just want you to be better at blaming someone else.
Written By RG, The ex-girlfriend revenge Guy, a guy that understands the human condition.
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